Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Liberal

Thursday, January 21, 2010

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Thursday, January 7, 2010

Random ramble and pics.

Random ramble and pics.


1- What is the deal with Sarah Palin, Is this a scam to divert the attention of the masses of conservatives. Yes I know she is attractive, but come-on. She is over her head now, and the campaign hasn't started. Her only achievement will be robing votes from a good candidate...........Provided one comes along! If she runs it will guarantee another victory for the Dems.

2-I have been meeting an increasing number of, How shall I say this? Lets say people interested in a different Government, by what other means necessary. If you know what I mean! Yesterday, I had an interesting chat with a Doctor, And his small staff..........I was delighted to know their opinion of increasing government control is a deep rooted problem. They brought it up not me. However, it's refreshing to know the country is awakening. Hopefully the awakening will be like a bear, and not a lamb!

3- Clarifying my ramblings against a government worker: It is unreasonable to expect a tax payer, to pay a state or federal employee, a wage far superior to there own. Its just wrong! not to mention giving the government tit suckers, sorry I meant to say teat suckers, A retirement plan and benefits that are not humanly possible in the free market, where we have to survive to earn or keep, our pay is limited to what the market can bare.Government pay is produced from extortion of the skilled worker, Nothing Less. I want to clarify: I do NOT consider the Military part of the teat suckers. The military is a necessary part of a country. Our soldiers deserve much better than they get. I understand we have homeless vets! this is pathetic, Our government can give everything to any, liberal, bank, union, foreign country, its hand outs for the despicable scum that lurks our our government halls and their scum sucking conspirators. But they cant compensate or soldiers adequately. At the very least, they deserve a retirement of 100%pay, Free vehicle registration for life, a tax waver on all taxes for life, property, fuel, sales, like I say all taxes. Look, we give a municipal worker better pay and a better retirement than a soldier......That's wrong, I dont care if you don't like it, that's what I think! I'll give the libs something to choke on!

4- We need an established organized movement with clear goals, and a method of achieving them. Also a clear rule for engagement. Examples could include perhaps armed protest, bring your tea if you want, but if we start by peaceful armed protests this will grow enrollment. If our goals of freedom and constitutional restoration are clear, its easy to inform others the collective wishes of the movement.......By standing together with solid goals, our desire to be free will be achieved. By promoting or collective goals, we can improve the perception of free Americans. LOOK we didn't ask for change, our rights were established by founding fathers. The socialist are taking over the country, not us, we just want our contract as agreed, we need to hold all accountable for our sovereign rights.

5-I'm sure everybody remembers the Google thing, when they gave out search engine information to the feds. I was listening to a show I cant remember her name right now I will post her name and site information, later. According to her :The CDC was given all search information recently regarding search for illness. Important to note, but she also said the search engines store all search information connected to your IP address for about 2 yrs, this information can be taken by Patriot Act request any time. She says there is a new search engine called " Start Page" This is a search engine that does not store your IP address at all. So you can connect to them from your usual engine, and no data can be traced to you or your IP. Except that you went to start page, then its a dead end.















 


 

Young folks may not know, a cigarette was sometimes called a fag.







 

Its funny when I saw this, I instantly thought of TOR at TSLRF. I think his gun safe might look like this.








NO one is above suspicion!






Its strange, but somehow I find this woman attractive. Is It her muscles? I dont think so, I do like strength in all women but, that's not it. She is pretty, but so are lots of women.  Is it that some how she can go topless in public, and it's appropriate? That's not it ether. It occurred to me its her smile, she is genuinely happy!

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Diet and Corn....I still worked in a jab to Government.

Over on Bison blog. (the hair guy) He had a post on diet. Basically in his post he points out, and rightly so, that today's diets are based on vegetables rather than meat. Also, that dietitians mistakenly categorize corn as a vegetable; not its correct category which is grain. ( dont be to hard on them, most dietitians are liberal and probably received there education for free on a government program, Welfare to work or something of the like. College is mostly geared towards learning to follow the leader, not on learning how to do your job. Tuition is used to support an infrastructure and to create jobs) (If it weren't for college where would you employ all the over educated socialist brain washed government loving teachers. To them life is good and our government gave them it to them, by taxing every skilled laborer) (skilled labor, Providences the products/services that support everyone else).

I personally did not know it was a grain,(I'm not a dietitian) I guess I hadn't given it much thought. Slightly off topic, I have found corn to work well to put weight on livestock quickly, for horses it needs to be ground unless you boil the cob and corn first, then some will eat it whole. Works good for cows and hogs too. Did you know that most, if not all corn grown in the Midwest is #2 corn? (we eat #1 aka sweet corn) States like CA grow the corn for human consumption. # 2 is for livestock feed.

At my table BEEF is whats for dinner every night.(sex for desert-I dont eat much sweets) I have been known to have leftover steak for breakfast. I suspect the modern diet is evolving to the activities of people today, or lack of activities of today's desk-jockey road-rage office- person. (who probably works for the state or government. More than 50% of our work force,are in a government or government funded industry) (we require more to manage our infrastructure, than to power our economy) Today's standard is low activity for most. A big steak is the last thing, most Americans need. For today's average fat ass, the most activity they get is sex, and the sex is seldom to never, probably because its too much work. I have heard some couples mount less than once a month. Its stands to reason however; most your office and government folks are probably tired from screwing the taxpayers and customers all day at work. I have included a photo for supporting facts on the diet subject.















Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Ok then.......



Don't you just hate it when this happens........... I find a perfect gift for that special Senator just after Christmas.

Censorship








Monday, December 28, 2009

Found on Cragslist LA/ Rants

ANSWERS - on Economic Crisis

I started my day early in the morning, awakened by an alarm clock (made in Japan). While preparing coffee in the coffee machine (made in China), I shaved with a razor (made in Hong Kong). Then I put on my shorts (made in Shri Lanka), jeans (made in Singapore) and athletic shoes (made in Korea). After cooking breakfast in a special electric pot (made in India) I took my calculator (made in Mexico), to check how much I could spend today.

After checking my watch (made in Taiwan) on the radio (made in India) I sat in my car (made in Japan), filled it with gasoline (made in Saudi Arabia) and went looking for a well-paid American job. At the end of another fruitless day, I sat at my computer (made in Malaysia), to relax a little, looked at the girls (made in Russia), put on my sandals (made in Brazil), poured myself a glass of wine (made in France) and started to watch TV (made in Indonesia), wondering why I can not find a well-paying job in America. Now, I hope to get help from my President (made in , , ,)

Truly yours,
A. P.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Diary of a Liberal, Found on cragslist

*I posted this as-is and did not correct errors*



I can understand why youse are flagging my post - If I was a liberal coquesuquer like yourselfs, I would be offended also....It kinda be the shyts to read my post & realize its like looking in a mirror init? Maybe youse all think that nyggar you all voted in is gonna save yer stupid asses - but the dumb muslim baastard will be leaving before you know it & then you faggots will probably starve....

Well enough preaching from me - lets get back to the post shall we/
Diary of a Liberal 8:00 Woke up. Took a bong hit. Went back to sleep
9:00 Woke up. Took a bong hit. Went back to sleep again.
10:00 Woke up. Took a bong hit. Jerked off to Democrat chicks with Dicks on the computer.
10:10 Browsed liberal political sites. Attacked Sarah Palin. Felt smug. Attacked George Bush, felt even smugger. Blamed Republicans for my failed life, felt even smugger.
10:30 Went to Reno Craig's list R and R. Called people racists, attacked Sarah Palin, flagged a few post telling the truth about me and supported illegal aliens. Didn't search for a job. Waiting for my stimulus check from Obama.
10: 45 I lit a candle at my Obama altar. I kow towed to his picture for 10 minutes. Meditated on His Holiness for another 5. Felt smug.
11:00 am. Put on my Che Guevara t-sirt and some dirty sweats. Went to my check my mail. My stimulus check from Obama still hasn't come. Cursed the Republicans under my breath.
11:30 am. Felt hungry. No food in my mom's house. Damned her to hell.
11:45 am. Didn't take a shower, didn't shave, didn't brush my teeth. I admired my tattoos in the mirror. I am so cool. Sprayed some petchouli oil on. Bathing is so bourgoisie.
12:00 Went to the garage and got my fixed gear bike. I want a Prius but waiting for my stimulus from Obama. Obama will give me free money like he promised.
12:10 Rode my bike to the welfare office. Some fucker in a Prius cut me off. Must be a Republican.
12:30 Got to the welfare office. It is closed for lunch. 100 Mexicans families are waiting in front of me. 300lb Mexican women with 5 kids a piece. They are so cute. I chatted with a Baby Momma in Spanish. We exchanged compliments over tattoos. She admired my tattoos of Caesar Chazez and Commandante Zapata on each arm. I admired her tattooed eyebrows and gang tattoos on her neck. I think I could have got some, but she is only 12. I cursed America for being so uptight about sex. I wish I were gay, so I could get married.
1:00 pm. Welfare office opens. There was a riot at the door. 100 Mexican families rushing the door is not a pretty sight. 10 people got shot. I smiled. I celebrated diversity.
3:00 pm. Fat Mexican lady bureaucrat calls my number after waiting 2 hours. I tell her I am poor and a Democrat and need some money. She doesn't understand English. She only speaks Spanish. In Spanish, she tells me if I am White, male and American with no children, I get no welfare--only fat Mexicans with many children can live off the state. I told her that I voted for Obama. She laughed and pointed at all the Mexican families and said, "They did too and they are not even American." I look at her, she looks at me, and we both say at the same time, "ACORN." We had a moment I will never forget. The entire welfare office erupts in shouts of "Viva Acorn, Viva Obama." Tears came to my eyes. I am going to spend at least an hour worshiping Obama at my altar tonight after I jerk off to Republican Chicks with Dicks.
3:30 pm I go to my drug dealer. I have run out of dope. I ask him if I could buy some pot on credit until my stimulus check from Obama comes in. He says, "Yo, you dumb mother fucker, you canz gets no weez on credit." "But, but I am waiting for my stimulus checks from Obama, he promised us free money." "Nigga please, he promised me free money, not your sorry ass. Now get your dumb cracker ass out of my crib before I put a cap in your ass. Credit, shit, this ain't no Bank of America, mutha fucka." I shat my pants. I gave him the Black Power salute and ran to get my fixed gear bike. Somebody stole it.
3:45 Walking home. I saw some Mexican kids riding my bike. I didn't call the police. The police don't arrest Mexicans for committing crimes. They have sanctuary. Besides, they are Brown and oppressed and I am White and privileged. They deserve my bike more than me.
4:00 I walk to the food bin. There are 100 Mexican families in front of me waiting for food. When it is my turn, I get a package of top ramen and a rotten cabbage.
4:30 I get home. I make my Top Ramen mixed with some rotten cabbage. I turn on Keith Olberman and Rachel Maddow. They give me some good talking points for my nightly session on Craig's List R and R. They tell me nothing is ever my fault. The Republicans are evil. They blame the corporations, blame George Bush, blame Sarah Palin for everything wrong in America. I feel smug once again.
7:00 pm I go to my room and turn on my computer. I go to the liberal blogs and blame all problems on Republicans. I defend Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama for not sending me my stimulus checks.
8:00 pm I go to Craig's List and call people racists and Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh supporters because unemployment is now 12% and the Democrats are working hard to give us free money. I feel smug.
8:50 pm I tried to sign up on a gay website - my mothers credit card was declined - damned her to hell again.
9:00 pm I smoke the resin that was left in my bong. I browsed to Democrat Chicks with Dicks and toss myself off to a Al Gore look a like. I shot a big load when he winked at me and said, " global warming"
9:30 I lit a candle at my Obama altar and kow towed to His Holiness for an hour. I prayed real hard for my stimulus check.

Found this on cragslist................ I'm sure you will agree..............

RR RON REAGEN ROLLS ROYCE OF PRESIDENTS (If ya cant make em see the light, make em feel the heat!)



Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose."

"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so."

"Of the four wars in my lifetime none came about because the U.S. was too strong."

"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."

"The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination."

"Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."

"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."

"The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program."

"I've laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens: no matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting."

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."

"No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.

- Ronald Reagan



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    Sunday, December 20, 2009

    SURVIVAL DATING REFERRAL ...........meet Lisa

    Here she is boys.........................I was suposed to post her on Saturday, but I was detained, in a good way.

    Anyways here is Lisa, she hopes to meet a survivalist (or group) with a good supply of booze. She is easy to please. In-fact mostly she is passed-out, so she wont object or complain.

    Her favorites are:  free booze,long parties, pleasing the crowd, pleasing your friends she is usually to drunk to know the difference, Survival is important to her otherwise the party is over, post collapse.

    Drop her a line.

    Funny, but still true.