Thursday, March 18, 2010

The sheriff and the farmer

My sister just sent this, its very good. 

The sheriff and the farmer
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America . Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.

 When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally
 destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that
 bordered a farm. The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone, including the President.

 They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away as if
 nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.
 "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see
 this terrible accident happen?"
 "Yep. Sure did." The farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off his motor. "Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the
 United States?" "Yep." "Were there any survivors?" "Nope. They's all
 kilt straight out" the farmer answered. "I done buried them all
 myself. Took me most of the morning.."

 "President Obama is dead?" the sheriff shouted.

 "Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is."

>> "The two enemies of the people are criminals and government. So let us
>> tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so that the
>> second will not become the legal version of the first." - Thomas
>> Jefferson

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